coggels:

Love Potion massage bar, £5.95 / $7.95 for 50g.

“In days of yore, a young maiden with her eyes on a likely lad would ask the village wise woman for a love potion. These days a girl needs to take a more hands-on approach, so we’ve created this modern alternative which is sure to get you plenty of amorous attention from your special someone.

Love Potion is a massage bar with a difference. As well as the soft, melty cocoa and shea butters we’ve added some cornflour to the mix, which absorbs excess oils. So when the massage is over, you’ll be left with skin that feels soft and touchable, but not greasy.

Perfumed with our best-selling Love fragrance; a light, sexy apple scent with citrusy top notes to inspire devotion.

PROS: Leaves a sheen-free soft feel to the skin’s surface, part due to the cornflour, part, I suspect, due to magical trickery. Appealing design. Dries quickly after use.

CONS: Sniffing the bar directly makes me sneeze. Slightly expensive.

At one point or another, someone picks up a product and says “This should be in the regular lineup!” but rarely do I say it. Ahem. THIS SHOULD BE IN THE REGULAR LINEUP! Wonderfully scented (a scent that evolves the more you sniff it, may I add..), intensely moisturising and so adorable to hold and look at. What more could you ask?

Give someone a rubdown with one tomorr- hell, tonight.

I’ll be stocking up on these before they vanish from store shelves.

I need this in my life